From the bridge of the Peekskill GOP's republican death star

From the bridge of the Peekskill GOP's republican death star
Recently a undercover staffer was able to clandestinely photograph an editorial meeting at our rival blog, "Peekskill Guardian"

Thursday, September 20, 2007

THE FACE OF PEEKSKILL FIRST


This small group of newcomers is proof positive that a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing. While ignorance is not a defense in a court of law, we at The Peekskill Guardian are more forgiving. By virtue of proximity they fell into orbit around one of Peekskill's more corpulent couples. From our mole within the organization we know many attempted to avoid the bile they spew, the crushing gravity exerted by this portly pair allows few to escape.

As for his plan to destroy a world that has shun him, Schmidt decided he would start with "Peekskill First" and destroy the rest later. In the style of his evil mentor he has manipulated the Huts with promises of keeping a no show job at city hall, only a short slither from home. They simply needs to continue anonymously attacking their former friends on Mr. Schmidt's blog (Peekskill Guardian) and LOHUD. But beware Peekskill Firsters, these people turn like milk in the sunshine and it's only a matter of time before they turn on you.

The following are some of the lies being peddled by Schmidt and friends. They support smart development and long-term growth???? Do they mean the smart development that lead to them giving prime main street property away at rock bottom prices to companies like CPC? A company that Peekskill will now have to sue to get the property back. Our city hall insider informs us that legal costs will exceed the amount of money CPC paid for the property in the first place. Thank you Bill Schmidt for rubber stamping that deal for John Testa, we hope you got your cut. The only smart growth decision made on that project was when Claxton voted no to it from the beginning.

Through Bill Schmidt's hate site, "Peekskill Guardian" he has suggested that Democratic Councilmembers have preformed a white wash. If you want to see a real white wash take a look at the gateway townhouse project. Before the last election there was a rush to erect several jumbo glossy signs, which were featured on Republican campaign literature. Along with now faded images the signs screamed, "coming in 2006." For those of us keeping track it's 2007 and the only thing that changed on the lot is the sign, "in 2006" has been painted out or should we say, white washed. Another project rubber stamped by Bill Schmidt, we hope he got his cut.

As far as quality of life enforcement for health and safety, many of you have written in to let us know that it's not true at Mrs. Diaz's house, where she was cited for a fence whose height exceeded allowable limits. Sources informed us that she received a lot of thank you notes from would be slum lords who were happy she helped devalue the neighborhood and make it more enticing to set up shop.

As an aside, we would like to thank everyone for their submissions. We expected to find skeletons, you guys gave us the catacombs. Special thanks goes out to the former Mrs. Bid and also to the twins. And as far as what the custodian saw, and the e-mail we received amusingly entitled, "Here Comes the Judge," look for those stories on our spin off blog, "Testa Watch." We feel it's important to keep an eye on this guy just in case he tries to slither back onto the public scene.

The one assertion made by Peekskill First that made us nearly wet ourselves is that Bill Schmidt will, "continue keeping taxes low." Since you people are new to the city let us catch you up to speed. During Mr. Schmidt's tenure on the Republican dominated council taxes went up over 40% in the City of Peekskill in a period of less that 6 years. It wasn't until Democrats began being elected to the council and providing oversight that taxes where held to zero. If you want to thank someone for zero percent tax increases make it the Democratic candidate for mayor, Mary Foster.

Friday, September 7, 2007

WHY DOES BILL SCHMIDT HATE OUR TROOPS?


We guess as far as Bill Schmidt is concerned, don't ask don't tell also applies to his plans for our homeless veterans. Jan Peek House is just one of the many issues that Schmidt ignored during his tenure on the council. As councilman, Schmidt was happy to sit back, collect his share of our tax payer dollars, and rubber stamp whatever John Testi wanted. Now as he grasps at straws looking for an issue he is more than happy to attack the weakest among us. Real leadership means solving problems, not passing them off on others.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

TESTA SCHMIDT IN BED TOGETHER

Rumor have been flying about whats going to happen with Peekskill's housing board. We know that one of the Republican appointment is headed off to jail and now sources close to us have informed The Peekskill Guardian that the Testa, Schmidt pick for Chairperson, Leesther Brown might not be far behind. A city hall insider has informed us that when it came time to pick a firm to handle security at Bowman Towers, Ms. Brown was quoted as saying, "why are we voting on this anyway? I thought we agreed we were giving it to ADVANTECH." So why Advantech? Advantech was a small, privately owned Internet service provider. What does a ISP company know about providing security? I guess this is one of those cases where it's not what you know but who you know. Sources close to The Peekskill Guardian have informed us that Advantech's owners have close ties to Testa and Schmidt. A private investigation has shown that when this all began to coming to light that Advantech shuttered it's doors and shut off it's phones . We are curious why the mainstream media has not picked up this story. The tentacles of corruption have reach every nook and cranny of the Peekskill Republican Party.

Friday, August 3, 2007

Schmidt's Attack Site at it Again

Once again those lies slingers at Peekskill Guardian are looking for any reason to attack the Democratic Candidates for common council. This time its Don Bennett’s turn. This good mans crime, he has decided to sell his home. Remember the only way property is supposes to change hands in Peekskill is when it given away at cut rate prices to friends of and contributes to the Republican majority. This does sometimes back fire, look no further than the deal authored by out going mayor and future felon John Testa. Now that their buddies at CPC have defaulted on the sweetheart deal that cost Peekskill taxpayer hundreds of thousands of dollars, those same taxpayers are going to have to spend thousands of dollars to sue CPC to get the property back. Rumor has it, that the reason the GOP chose Bill Schmidt to run for mayor is that he has promised that the city will pick up John Testa’s legal costs when the inevitable happens and he is indited for his tampering with the housing authority. After all, why else would they nominated the low vote getter from the last election cycle. Bill Schmidt was unacceptable as a council member, he is unthinkable as mayor.
This is not the end of Peekskill guardians hipocracy. It turns out, according to relyable sources, the the GOP’s own Selma Diaz is also selling her home. The differences in the sales is clear, sources have said that while Councilman Bennett’s neighbors have expressed regrets to see him go, Ms. Diaz’s neighbors are looking forward to new neighbors who will keep up their property and stop dragging down property values on the street.

Monday, July 9, 2007

MORE TIME WITH HIS FAMILY??

GIVE US A BREAK. Mayor Testa, a man who could forgo food an oxygen for the light admitted by flash bulbs suddenly wants to take time away from the public eye. Its a good thing that federal prison is right around the corner, he'll finally be able to put his feet up and relax. He'll be able to keep his housing board appointment and good buddy buddy Eric Hines company. According to sources, Mr. Hines was arrested on july 4th, on weapons charges. as this is not his first arrest, interested parties can feel free to look his record up. One can only hope that he there's a cozy cell for three so he can take Housing Authority chair, and Harpie Leesther Brown with him. Boy, the Peekskill GOP really knows how to pick the winners.

Call the Coast Guard, because this ship is sinking fast. You need only watch the rats abandon ship. Local citizens are speculating why Councilman Mel Bolden, who never bothered to resign from the board to run in the past suddenly felt the need to do just that. I would love to show up at a meeting of Peekskill Republican Committee with a bottle of sodium pentothal, we could find out who killed Kennedy, what's hidden at area 51 and what brand of box wine a certain Republican Council Woman drinks her own body weight of each night.