From the bridge of the Peekskill GOP's republican death star

From the bridge of the Peekskill GOP's republican death star
Recently a undercover staffer was able to clandestinely photograph an editorial meeting at our rival blog, "Peekskill Guardian"

Monday, July 9, 2007

MORE TIME WITH HIS FAMILY??

GIVE US A BREAK. Mayor Testa, a man who could forgo food an oxygen for the light admitted by flash bulbs suddenly wants to take time away from the public eye. Its a good thing that federal prison is right around the corner, he'll finally be able to put his feet up and relax. He'll be able to keep his housing board appointment and good buddy buddy Eric Hines company. According to sources, Mr. Hines was arrested on july 4th, on weapons charges. as this is not his first arrest, interested parties can feel free to look his record up. One can only hope that he there's a cozy cell for three so he can take Housing Authority chair, and Harpie Leesther Brown with him. Boy, the Peekskill GOP really knows how to pick the winners.

Call the Coast Guard, because this ship is sinking fast. You need only watch the rats abandon ship. Local citizens are speculating why Councilman Mel Bolden, who never bothered to resign from the board to run in the past suddenly felt the need to do just that. I would love to show up at a meeting of Peekskill Republican Committee with a bottle of sodium pentothal, we could find out who killed Kennedy, what's hidden at area 51 and what brand of box wine a certain Republican Council Woman drinks her own body weight of each night.